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 We are going to have to sort this out. The plague of gender-bending perverts infiltrating our nation's bathrooms has gone on for too long. Women need protection. And I think the best way to provide that protection is to have national genitalia inspections by police officers. Now, as we all know, sexual assault occurs exclusively in public toilets. They are sites of national shame; one shivers to walk past a public toilet, knowing that in all likelihood, a trans person is in there, doing unspeakable things to innocent (biological) men and (biological) women. I've lost many friends to the dank dens of festering injustice that constitute gender-neutral bathrooms, whose existence I cannot accept - apart from in the case of disabled bathrooms (for as we all know, disabled people, the poor things, do not have either gender or sex, and so are safe to use the same uni-gender bathroom together).  It should go without saying that bathroom cleaners also have no gender, and should contin...

 Sir Kier Starmer, Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath, hath proclaimed across the Kingdom that there shall be a reduction in the pay given to the feeble and the sick. He hath come to this decision amid a time of great plenty; that new title 'billionaire' is claimed by three thousand men across the globe, five-and-fifty of whom live in our United Kingdom itself. The time has come to impose tithes on the great Robber-Barons of the world: Amazon, Meta, Google - and yet, as we have come to expect, the great burden of taxation falls hardest on the peasantry. Sir Starmer's Knighthood For many years now, we have laboured under the weight of ever-growing levies: the Water Lords, the Energy Lords, and the Land Lords demand from us poor vassals a monthly stipend, in exchange for the continuation of our own lives. There are those who still maintain that such taxes are voluntary arrangements within a system of Free Trade - that we are 'free to choose' which Lord will pro...

 It should go without saying: this election result is really bad, actually. Kamala Harris, proud supporter of ongoing genocide though she may be, enthusiastic participant in the police state and generally vapid vessel for status-quo Democratic complacency though she may be... she's not a rapist with an endorsement from the KKK . In fact, her entire campaign, based stupidly, fatally, on the one selling point - "I'm not Trump" - does at least highlight the raw fact that Trump is indeed a particularly repulsive bit of bile for the American electorate to spew up into the blood-soaked walls of the "White House". Those who voted for Harris as a means to avoid the full-blown meltdown of democratic order Trump will inevitably unleash are not, actually, all terrible people who don't care a jot for the lives of Palestinians - many will be principled and active organisers against Israel who simply fear for what will happen to trans people, migrants, all women in Am...

 Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon is sunbathing in Cyprus. Once invited to address the Oxford Union , the millionaire (who now goes by the name 'Tommy Robinson') is lounging in a five-star hotel, scrolling through his phone, sending messages to thousands of ardent followers. He had fled the UK after breaching a court order, after losing a libel battle in 2021. This wealthy, powerful, criminal terrorist, fleeing supposed political persecution in his home country in order to reap the benefits of a safer place abroad, is a figurehead of the anti-Muslim violence currently burning across the UK. He doesn't speak the local language, he's got a history of criminally stalking and harassing a woman , assaulting a police officer, and his libel case was against a 15 year-old. Naturally, this man, and all his followers, believe that powerful foreign terrorists are a great danger to our children, and that the best way to protect women is to close borders. Were the government of Cyp...

About a week ago, I got a knock on the door. A man from the Labour party was here to ask if I'd given any thought to who I'd be voting for in the upcoming general election. I said "Green, this time." The man said, "I see - and had you maybe thought about why you're not giving your vote to Labour?" "I'm more on the Corbyn side of the party than the Starmer side, politically," I replied. The man looked about to give a pre-prepared response, and then stopped. He sighed, shook his head, and said: "Me too..." And this appears to be where the British Left stands, in the run-up to the election. On the one side, those ready to vote for a party who are currently throwing everything they've got at electing just  4 MPs into parliament; and on the other side, disillusioned Corbyn supporters suddenly stating that principles don't matter as much as winning elections. This election is about 'stopping the Tories'; the problem is, ...

 A few weeks ago, I went to the protest encampment on Newcastle University's campus, to sit, chant, listen and add another face to the group. Students were occupying a green space outside the King's Gate building (where students receive therapy, other forms of support, and where a student from the encampment was deliberately injured by a member of staff when they tried to set up a meeting with the Chancellor of the university, Chris Day). The group behind the encampment, Apartheid Off Campus Ncl , has three key demands: that the university disclose all investments with companies currently targeted by the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement; that the university divests from those companies and ceases all connection to them; and that they protect the students' right to stand in solidarity with the Palestinian people. They also ask that the university makes a formal pledge regarding these things, and that they call for a ceasefire in Gaza. Absolutely all of these deman...